Gay Guys:
All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys:
All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians:
All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls:
All the hot guys are gay
Bisexual Guys:
All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
Bisexual Girls:
All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
Pansexuals:
All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals:
The internet is really really great
Sapiosexual:
All the smart guys/girls are so quiet - talk nerdy to me!