Oh yeah that would be exciting.
HG: Nervous Nervous Nervous boring thoughts. Gets reap-ed and insert freaking out on the inside. His becomes overly excited about talking to his crush. Confession goes here. Thinks of random, fake romantic scenes about Katniss and him making babies. Masturbates. Fight Fight Fight. Oh no, is she pissed at me? Saves her life. Thinks of random, fake romantic scenes about Katniss and him making babies. Gets a boo-boo and whines about it. Dramatic long thoughts about not being able to make babies with Katniss while rolling around in mud. Thinks of a witty line to muse self and fantasizes. Masturbates. Masturbates. Masturbates. Masturbates. Masturbates. Masturbates. Masturbates. Masturbates. Gets saved by Katniss and actually uses the witty line. +1 life from kiss. Gets cocky. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Has a *~forever~* girlfriend. Thinks of random, fake romantic scenes about Katniss and him making babies in a cave. Blacks out. zzzzzz. Rude awakening by “girlfriend”. wants to masturbate. Dramatic stuff here. Hangs out with “girlfriend” while the mutts flips out on a bro. Romeo/Juliet crap gets cut off from a Sassy Gay Friend. zzzzzz. Wakes up. Masturbates until he notices one leg is missing. D: Thinks of random, fake romantic scenes about Katniss and him making two-legged babies. Sees “wife”. Gets dumped. Forever alone/emo monologue.
CF: Pissed off. Pissed off. Pissed off. Paints. Grows a pair. Paints a fuck-ton. Losses the pair. Cuddle time sessions while thinking of random angry sex scenes about Katniss and him making babies with two legs. Sees Gale x Katniss D: and says upsetting things. Pissed off things here. Masturbates. Says an amazing speech to Distant 11. hoshit. hoshit. hoshit. hoshit. Masturbates. Cuddle time while thinking of random angry sex scenes about Katniss and him making babies with two legs. Says something witty in an interview about his non-baby action with Katniss. Dramatic stuff here. The 75th Hunger Games. Make-out session on the beach. +1 life. Explosions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kjhfgkhg jhkdfhkjhkdsghkhfgkjsh gfkjhgfdjkhklsgfhdshskjgfhkfghkj. wakes up in Capitol. Dramatic-ness.
MJ: Starts trippin’ balls about where he is and who is here. Capitol interrogation. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. Interview. trippin’ balls monologue. Pissed off. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. Gets rescued to D13. trippin’ balls. Chokes a bitch (Katniss). Talks to a hot red-head. Bakes shit. Paints shit. Ice shit. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. Grows a pair and says sassy shit to people. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. trippin’ balls monologue. Asks more questions than a question meme that fills most of the book. trippin’ balls. trippin’ balls. trippin’ balls. Thinks about battleground crazy-ness and wanting to die. Emo forever. Thinks about wanting to have cuddle time sessions that lead to random angry sex scenes between a mutt (Katniss) and him making babies with two legs. trippin’ balls monologue. Masturbates? Starts to think Katniss is not a mutt/evil/whatever. Moar questions! Explosions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! khjgfjdkhkjdfghkjdgfhkjghdfkghfd. Wakes up slightly less crazy and can keep shit down. Trippin’ balls monologue. Goes back to D12. Plants Shit. Sees a melted-face!Katniss. Aroused. Some shortcut ending about his many adventures masturbating until he could get it on with Katniss. .Trippin’ balls monologue. Says something charming enough to Katniss that gets her knocked up. Has two babies with two-legs. Happiness.
Fine, I want ALL Seven Harry Potters from Ginny’s point of view, in fact that’d be EIGHT books, including Harry’s first year and her last. NOW!………
PLEASE MAKE THIS SIDES/TEAMS/BITCH FEST STOP!
(Source: thehungergames3)
